Tuesday January 17, 2012 at 12:27

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Trailer for a forthcoming documentary calley Second Class Citizens. Kinda can’t wait to see it.

UPDATE: Evidently the filmmaker is still trying to raise funds to get this feature-length documentary made. If you’re so inclined to help out, you can donate here.

Saturday December 31, 2011 at 22:05

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It’s so strange to be sitting here the morning after a fantastic New Year’s Celebration watching Times Square New Year’s Eve on CNN (Kathy Griffin & Anderson Cooper? Really?) on which they are talking about “an hour to go.” For those back home, a heads up: 2012 is just meh.

Monday December 26, 2011 at 20:31

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After 24 hours of travel, I think I could use a romantic massage. Good morning, Cambodia. Off to Siem Reap and Angkor Wat this afternoon. Vacation is starting off a success!

After 24 hours of travel, I think I could use a romantic massage. Good morning, Cambodia. Off to Siem Reap and Angkor Wat this afternoon. Vacation is starting off a success!

Sunday December 25, 2011 at 5:43

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This cup is called “Dark Magic.” 
Happy Christmas.

This cup is called “Dark Magic.” 

Happy Christmas.

Sunday December 25, 2011 at 5:35

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5:30 am. Bruce’s sister and her husband gave us a Keurig single-cup coffee maker for Christmas. In all honestly, it’s the only thing keeping me alive right now. 
But it’s not strong enough. 
The flight attendants on Korean Air don’t know what they have comin’.

5:30 am. Bruce’s sister and her husband gave us a Keurig single-cup coffee maker for Christmas. In all honestly, it’s the only thing keeping me alive right now. 

But it’s not strong enough. 

The flight attendants on Korean Air don’t know what they have comin’.

Sunday December 25, 2011 at 4:04

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At 8 am our taxi is scheduled to arrive to take us to the airport to leave for Cambodia; flight departs at 11:30 am. 
I’m trying to pull an all nighter so that i sleep immediately when we board the plane, and so that my clock is already reset when we arrive. 
I’m strugglin’. This is my sexy look.

At 8 am our taxi is scheduled to arrive to take us to the airport to leave for Cambodia; flight departs at 11:30 am. 

I’m trying to pull an all nighter so that i sleep immediately when we board the plane, and so that my clock is already reset when we arrive. 

I’m strugglin’. This is my sexy look.

Saturday December 24, 2011 at 9:42

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Our noble guard dog.

Our noble guard dog.

Wednesday December 07, 2011 at 21:25

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Kids these days…

So I think I’ve reached the age when I just don’t understand kids, and this worries me in the context of Bruce and I could really become parents any day now. 

When I was 19-23, if somebody had come to me and said, “Look, I’ll pay you $500 to live in my house, drive my car, and make sure my dog doesn’t die for 2 weeks,” I would’ve felt like I’d won the lottery. Hell, $500 was almost two weeks salary for me until I turned 26. 

We’ve now asked two kids, ages 19 and 22, and one of them a relative, to house/dogsit while we’re on vacation in a couple of weeks, and both turned us down, and not because they were going to be out of town for the holiday but just because earning $500 to live in our house and make sure Leo doesn’t die for 2 weeks is just too much responsibility. 

My hand to God, even if I have a million dollars when baby comes, I will raise him or her thinking we’re paupers because I’m convinced that’s the only way to instill some character and a sense of responsibility in a kid.

Thursday December 01, 2011 at 18:46

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I’ve got a hot meat feature for ya. How’s that for family values?

I’ve got a hot meat feature for ya. How’s that for family values?

Monday November 21, 2011 at 23:39

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Two things:

Bruce turned on Drop Dead Gorgeous at 10 pm, knowing full well I wouldn’t be able to not watch one of the funniest movies from the last 2 decades straight through, instead of carrying out my original plan to read the Wikipedia post on ferrets until I fell asleep around 10:30.

And 2, did you know that one would call a group of ferrets a “business”?

Thursday November 10, 2011 at 13:42

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This post was reblogged from Sharp as Teeth and Stars.

Tuesday November 08, 2011 at 16:40

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GPOY New Glasses. 
Yea? Nay?

GPOY New Glasses. 

Yea? Nay?

Sunday November 06, 2011 at 10:37

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I need to get on the ball today, but I am emotionally incapable of not procrastinating. I keep telling myself that if I want to be done with work this afternoon and be able to enjoy at least part of this day, I need to plow through this book. My mind understands, but my heart says no.

I need to get on the ball today, but I am emotionally incapable of not procrastinating. I keep telling myself that if I want to be done with work this afternoon and be able to enjoy at least part of this day, I need to plow through this book. My mind understands, but my heart says no.

Monday October 31, 2011 at 19:20

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dustindeckard:

bemore:

how i am treating trick-or-treaters this year

Shoulda, woulda, coulda. 

In my hood, that business would be emptied into one bag. Gone.

dustindeckard:

bemore:

how i am treating trick-or-treaters this year

Shoulda, woulda, coulda. 

In my hood, that business would be emptied into one bag. Gone.

This post was reblogged from It's not an addiction.

Monday October 31, 2011 at 18:52

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Ok, but seriously…

If your child is in a stroller and is too young to come to my door and say something that approximates “trick-or-treat,” they don’t qualify for Halloween candy. Be honest, fatties. You’re just trying to either get candy for your older child/children or for yourself. 

Obviously this doesn’t apply to children with disabilities, but these parents know what they’re doing.

I see your 3 month old back there sleeping in the stroller. Candy ain’t cheap.

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