Friday April 11, 2014 at 12:25

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definitelynotbruce:

It’s Friday. It’s beautiful outside. My parents took Samson til tomorrow. And my pain med just kicked in so now my back feels fantastic.
Smile Friday indeed!

Attention Tumblr: Please note the wedding ring before taking further action. 
End of message.

definitelynotbruce:

It’s Friday. It’s beautiful outside. My parents took Samson til tomorrow. And my pain med just kicked in so now my back feels fantastic.

Smile Friday indeed!

Attention Tumblr: Please note the wedding ring before taking further action.

End of message.

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Monday March 10, 2014 at 22:38

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Monday March 03, 2014 at 6:52

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@williterate et al

prettygirlwithahandgrenade:

i just don’t care about you anymore.  

pretty stellar for a gay couple with a child, a daughter even, to tell a woman on tumblr to “get help”.

thumbs up.  gold star.  i remember when y’all got married.  i remember when you adopted.  

what a waste.

Look, I suggested you get help because of messages from you like this:

"you’ve just rejected a human being for having a hard time with something that is different from something you’ve experienced. good job. i hope your daughter will be proud of such an attitude. if she is straight, i hope you remember me when you tell her it was harder for you in your life to be gay and she will have a much easier life based on her choice of gender to love. your messages and post did indeed drive me to tears. au revoir."

This is insanely dramatic given the situation. Speak to someone. In this specific situation, you are not a victim.

That’s one. Two, I “rejected” you because you said something I thought was stupid, but ignored it. But when I saw the way you were reacting to others who were calling you on your stupid post, I was appalled. I hope after all this I don’t need to tell you why your original post was dumb or why ALL of your reactions were a little insane.

Three: none of this is that important. Read your message to me above. Think about it. This is about a tumblr post. All of this is about a fucking post on tumblr. It’s not about your shitty life or my shitty life or anybody’s shitty life. It’s about a tumblr post. I think you should take a coupe of weeks off from tumblr. Get some perspective.

And finally, Bruce and I have a son, not a daughter. Someone who really gave a shit about us, even from tumblr, would’ve known that. And I probably won’t remember you when I’m teaching Sam the value of simply apologizing and owning up to some shitty, offensive thing he says. Too bad, because you’re a great example of how not to react when being called on garbage that you fucking wrote.

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Sunday March 02, 2014 at 22:49

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I’m so sorry I’ve involved myself in this, and I kinda wanna quit tumblr because I did. But I was called dumb and something like part of the evil, hateful gay tumblr community. However, I quote:

"HETEROSEXUALITY IS NOT A HURDLE
OH YEAH
TRY TO GET A DATE WITH LITERALLY ANYONE NORMAL
TRY GOING TO ANY FAMILY EVENT AND HAVING EVERYONE ASK YOU WHY YOU DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND YET
AND WHEN YOU DO HAVE A BOYFRIEND WHY YOU HAVEN’T GOTTEN MARRIED YET
AND WHEN YOU ARE MARRIED WHY YOU HAVEN’T HAD KIDS YET
once you come out as gay, and people accept it or don’t, THAT IS THE END. that is the end of the conversation. YOU LUCKY FUCKERS”

In her defense, I haven’t read anything beyond this original post. However, must I? I’m 35 years old and I’m still not done coming out. I’m a lucky fucker, but not because I’m able to quit talking about it. And having your grandma essentially say she doesn’t want to meet your child because he has 2 dads is worse than having your grandma ask you even a million times why you’re not married.

Tuesday February 18, 2014 at 19:37

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whineandbeer:

tastefullyoffensive:

[hackthemenu]

Holy smokes.

I don’t post frequently so that when I do you’ll know it’s important.

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Sunday February 16, 2014 at 10:40

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williterate turned 4 today, but has been in a self-induced coma for two of those years.

williterate turned 4 today, but has been in a self-induced coma for two of those years.

Monday January 06, 2014 at 21:51

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The grocer didn’t have my oatmeal raisin cookies, so I brought home nutter butters.

Now Bruce is acting like I brought home placenta or something.

News flash for husbo: Nutter Butters. Are. The shit.

Monday December 09, 2013 at 21:23

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I don’t know why he’s hungry because he’s bloated with LIES!

I don’t know why he’s hungry because he’s bloated with LIES!

Thursday September 26, 2013 at 20:46

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theycallm3bruce:

Will did not appreciate the outfit I dressed Samson in today. Apparently it didn’t match. This is why all my outfits are basically solid, plain t-shirts and jeans.

I didn’t say it doesn’t match. I said it doesn’t go. There’s a difference.

theycallm3bruce:

Will did not appreciate the outfit I dressed Samson in today. Apparently it didn’t match. This is why all my outfits are basically solid, plain t-shirts and jeans.

I didn’t say it doesn’t match. I said it doesn’t go. There’s a difference.

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Monday September 02, 2013 at 19:10

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Someone just woke up. What are the chances he’ll go to bed without a fight in 20 minutes?

Someone just woke up. What are the chances he’ll go to bed without a fight in 20 minutes?

Monday September 02, 2013 at 18:16

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Baby skipped his afternoon nap. We tried to muscle through till dinner. These are the faces of failure.

Baby skipped his afternoon nap. We tried to muscle through till dinner. These are the faces of failure.

Friday August 30, 2013 at 17:54

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The new reality of changing Sam’s diapers.

The new reality of changing Sam’s diapers.

Saturday August 17, 2013 at 15:40

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Sam’s first bouncy castle! (Weight limit was 150, so daddy had to just observe from the outside. Typical.)

Saturday August 17, 2013 at 15:37

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Prophetic chalk art by the neighborhood children. 

#creepy #kilbournblockparty2013

Prophetic chalk art by the neighborhood children.

#creepy #kilbournblockparty2013

Sunday August 04, 2013 at 18:28

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Tired papa, tired baby. This weekend wore our little family out.

Tired papa, tired baby. This weekend wore our little family out.

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