July 2010
36 posts
Lunchtime Poll
While I love Miss Sophia, Lawd know I do, it might be time for a new avatar. However, I have two options that I just can’t decide between, so I wanted to open a Heathersesque Lunchtime Poll to determine the winner. (At some point, both of the following candidates are likely to appear as my avatar, along with an occasional cameo by our beloved Miss Sophia. I just need to know who comes...
Jul 1st
June 2010
40 posts
I swear to G-effing-D I have been railroaded at this crossing fo evah, and if I see anything but one of those manual lever-powered carts being operated by two hobos pass by I’m gonna lose my shit.
Jun 30th
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Jun 25th
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ListenLos Campesinos! “I Just Sighed. I Just...
Jun 24th
Jun 24th
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ray-ray asked: So, the other day when I got the message "williterate started following you" I was like WHAAA
and pulled a:

http://i48.tinypic.com/2j31geo.gif

But you're following me again and it's all back to betters! :D
Jun 23rd
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Under normal conditions, not even balls are this...
Somebody should look into changing that phrase.
Jun 23rd
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Thanks, Schwenk, for these gems
GIFSoup GIFSoup
Jun 22nd
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Jun 20th
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Memories
I think I just refell for Missy Elliott.
Jun 20th
Feelings
I have one that B and I aren’t gonna make our 8 am centergy class at the gym.
Jun 20th
i don't hate girls
morninggloria: I hate people. Me too. But I also hate girls. Except for Dolly Parton. And Lucille Bluth. And Big Red from Bring It On. Yeah. That’s it.
Jun 17th
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Jun 16th
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Jun 16th
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Gen. "Gays-Caused-Massacre" Sheehan Now Says Gays... →
notthatkindagay: Family Research Council President Tony Perkins and Gen. John Sheehan — the retired four-star general of the U.S. Marine Corps who suggested back in March that gay soldiers were responsible for the Srebrenica massacre — have written a new POLITICO op-en in which they argue that repealing Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell is “a political charade to mask a foreordained conclusion.” Perkins...
Jun 16th
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Timothy McSweeney's Internet Tendency: I'm Comic... →
saraplainandtall: jacquesofalltrades: Warning: the language on here is pretty, umm, crude,but for those of you font-heads out there who have made good sport out of dissing comic sans, the typeface makes its hilarious retort:   Listen up. I know the sh— you’ve been saying behind my back. You think I’m stupid. You think I’m immature. You think I’m a malformed, pathetic excuse for a font. Well...
Jun 15th
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Jun 15th
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Jun 13th
Jun 12th
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Jun 12th
ListenWhy Bother, Weezer, Pinkerton
Jun 11th
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You know next week's gonna be a good week when
you get an appointment request with the subject “laminated charts.”
Jun 10th
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“We put together the capacity we could in the time available, and that continues...”
– BP Spokesman Andrew Gowers, in response to questions about whether BP failed to bring adequate equipment to the site and thus could not currently handle as much oil as it might be able to capture. (via NYTimes.com) So I guess it was important, after all, to accurately determine from the outset how...
Jun 10th
Push for BP to Halt Dividends Hits Resistance in... →
(via NYTimes.com) Oh, I’m so sorry that British (and American) investors feel that these millions of gallons of oil hemorrhaging into the Gulf of Mexico are being blown out of proportion, or, as investment manager Iain Armstrong puts it, has become a “totally overpoliticized situation” about which ”there is a disconnect between reality and BP being totally lambasted.” I...
Jun 10th
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He’d Rather Not Talk About ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ →
The chairman of the House Armed Services Committee said Tuesday that he thought the military should keep its ban on openly gay service members in part because he did not want to open a national discussion about homosexuality. The chairman, Representative Ike Skelton, a conservative Missouri Democrat, said he thought the debate in Congress over the proposed repeal of the “don’t ask, don’t tell”...
Jun 9th
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Jun 8th
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In Iowa, Other Issues Crowd Out Gay Marriage →
(via NYTimes.com) It’s been what, two years now, and Iowa still hasn’t been engulfed by hell’s flames? It confuses me that some people are still worried about marriage with every other doom story dominating our news cycles at the moment. Furthermore, why is the first response to any change or evolution in the understanding or application of the law always first met with the...
Jun 8th
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whiskey
morninggloria: We started out as enemies, but now we’re lovers. I kind of want to remake that Paula Abdul song, that one with the video where she committed acts of cartoonophilia and beastiality with that cartoon cat who wears people clothes.  The remake of the song will be about me and whiskey, and how it’s so strange that we’re lovers.  I take two steps forward and whiskey takes two steps...
Jun 6th
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Jun 6th
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Jun 5th
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Jun 4th
Thoughts about DC-area drivers:
kimbaland: Do you know where the gas pedal is? USE IT! How often do you need to get your brakes replaced? You’re braking for NOTHING! It’s just rain. If you are behind the wheel of a Prius, you are likely a really bad driver.  ditto, Chicagoans. I’d also like to add the following: On a 4-lane road, with two lanes in either direction, the left lane is for passing, not driving the...
Jun 4th
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“e. Penetrating objects—There are three general categories of penetrating...”
– I’d like to correct you, author, and posit that there are four general categories of penetrating objects. I’ll let you guess what (d) is.
Jun 4th
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Jun 4th
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Ever have one of those mornings
when your alarm wakes you up, but your slow brain doesn’t make the connection that the annoying noise you just want to stop is actually supposed to wake you up, so you turn it off and then wake up 45 minutes late for work and don’t have time to make a proper lunch, so now you’re sitting at your desk eating a frozen Bob Evan’s Homestyle Biscuit with Sausage breakfast...
Jun 4th
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ray-ray asked: GIVE US THE DEETS OF THIS DREAM!! Hahaha.

P.S. Bruce is all physically ok, right? After the accident and everything?
Jun 4th
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“We could’ve saved the Earth, but we were too damned cheap. Here’s...”
– Kurt Vonnegut, from various sources Every time I see a photograph or read any article about the oil spill, I get that simultaneous childhood feeling that I want to cry and punch somebody. Kurt Vonnegut one of my longest lasting favorite authors because of his humanity and his honesty. I need to...
Jun 4th
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Jun 4th
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Bruce needs to step away from Tumblr for a few...
He was angry with me when he woke up this morning because he dreamed that I was having sexy times with a tumblr we both follow. And I guess another tumblr was there, too, but no sexy times for her. And then there was something about his brother that I didn’t quite catch. I think he needs a break.
Jun 4th
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The woman who messes with my man messes with me
So the woman who made a fast turn through stopped traffic (and into Bruce’s bike path) showed up at the police station tonite with some stank attitude. Bitch, it don’t matter who I am. I’m the man who drove the man you almost killed to the police station since his bike is jacked. that’s who I am. Shiiiiiih… I ain’t tryin’ to deal with your bitch face...
Jun 3rd
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