September 2010
53 posts
Prop 8 Trial Judge Vaughn Walker Stepping Down at... →
About his announcement, Walker said, “Later, betches.”
Sep 30th
Basic Religion Test Stumps Many Americans →
warrennotg: Americans are by all measures a deeply religious people, but they are also deeply ignorant about religion.   Researchers from the independent Pew Forum on Religion and Public Life phoned more than 3,400 Americans and asked them 32 questions about the Bible, Christianity and other world religions, famous religious figures and the constitutional principles governing religion in...
Sep 28th
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Hermiting
So, I’ve been feeling a bit like this for the past few days. I’m sorry for my inactivity. These periods usually pass fairly quickly, and hopefully soon I’ll be feeling like this!
Sep 28th
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My reaction: You may come to your own conclusions about what all this means.
Sep 24th
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Sep 24th
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So let me get this straight
The GOP’s grand new plan, or “pledge,” is essentially three-fold: Cut taxes. Undo EVERYTHING that Congress and the WH has done since 2008. Say “TA DA!” I am overwhelmed by the plain innovation and outside-the-republican-box thinking that went into this one.
Sep 24th
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twin study: the only way that The Office can... →
morninggloria: Reduce Jim/Pam smugness by 75%, which means that their screen time must be slashed by 75%, as it’s impossible for their characters to appear without being smug. 150% more Kelly Kapoor Michael needs to stop being a selfish prick and start being oblivious and tacky but… Oh noes! Angela and Kelly have always been my favorite characters. Then Phyllis. Then again, I’m...
Sep 24th
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“Writer Melissa Bank said it best: ‘The only proper answer to ‘Why me?’ is ‘Why...”
– David Rakoff’s ‘Half Empty’ Worldview Is Full Of Wit : NPR (via peterwknox) This was a great interview and led me to text author and title to myself so I wouldn’t forget.
Sep 23rd
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recontinuum asked: OMG I WANT A BEAGLE!!! He's so adorable i could die!!!
Sep 23rd
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Sep 23rd
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Sep 23rd
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Please stop saying "predatorial"
Sep 23rd
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Sep 22nd
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Sep 21st
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sleeplessinsouthie asked: I think the re-blog is preferable. Folks usually just steal and strip credit. It's nice when people keep in mind that I'm an artist and I'm sensitive about my shit.

Also, tell Bruce I said he should see a doctor.
Sep 20th
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TOUGH LOVE
Bruce is in crazy pain from his neck injury caused by his unfortunate rendevous with a Jeep Cherokee earlier this summer. I’ve advised him repeatedly today to call his doctor to let them know about his pain and see if there is either a drug they can prescribe for breakthrough pain on an as-needed basis or just a stronger long-acting medication, since his current drug doesn’t seem to be...
Sep 20th
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Sep 18th
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Sep 17th
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Sep 17th
Sep 17th
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sleeplessinsouthie: Sexy co-worker: “Greg, we need to work Sunday. I’m gonna need you to fly back down on Saturday night, k?” Me:  I kinda just need this gif on my blog.
Sep 16th
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Sep 16th
lady88 asked: A. how have I not noticed the two of you before?
B. Am I correct in thinking that I discovered you from the one and only Ray-Ray?
C. Where do you live (Dear God I wish it was Portland because we are new in town and in need of friends)
D. I can SO SO SO understand your high anxiety, have you tried drinking too much and lots of gay sex?
E. You paraded a hog, I had a...
Sep 16th
Bruce just got home
Bruce (to Leo): Your daddy's drunk on a Wednesday.
Will: What!? You're the one who's drunk! Oh, you were talking about you, weren't you.
Bruce: Have another drink, Will.
Sep 16th
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lady88 isn't kidding
Re this post, she didn’t seriously think that err’body would heed her warning.
Sep 16th
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Sep 16th
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Marrieds
Background: So, Bruce and I discovered long ago, after a less than ideal “honeymoon” period, that despite our difficulties we have primary shared life goals. Neither of us wants to be defined by our career. Financially, the run of events is house, kid(s), wedding, retirement. (We realize this isn’t “wise” or “prudent,” but that’s the way it is.) We are, by and large, both a bit reclusive, me more...
Sep 16th
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Sep 16th
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Guess who had a vivid sex dream about Sandra...
It was explicit.
Sep 14th
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Sep 12th
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Sep 12th
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Sep 11th
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Don't you put that voodoo on me
I don’t know what kinda voodoo bullshit was happening yesterday, but I never get my askhole stuffed, especially without begging for it, but yesterday I got two completely unsolicited questions/comments.  @releasethebats, Dolly is the reason I am able to love. @snooz3r, the first answer to this question that popped into my head was, “I don’t know. Why don’t you go ask...
Sep 11th
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ROZ!
Fist shaking.
Sep 6th
All this Dolly Parton talk has got me watching...
sleeplessinsouthie: Dolly says, “Haterz to the leff (your right)”. Jeebus! This is just super. TGI Sundolly.
Sep 6th
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Nine to Five is the Office Space of the early 80s.
Sep 6th
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Sep 6th
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Sep 5th
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Sep 5th
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Sep 5th
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OMFG, THIS GIF JUST MADE MY DAY. I LOVE KRISTEN...
zombiesinspace:
Sep 5th
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Sep 5th
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Sep 5th
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Sep 5th
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm
chrisfromarose: There is a boy giving head to some bear, right in front of me. On the balcony. Not hidden at all. Ok then. This is not my scene. I saw the same thing once, except the “boy” was a middle aged divorcee and it was mardi gras, not southern decadence. The bartender had to break them up by spraying them with water from his little hose thingy. Gross.
Sep 4th
Disclosures
Bruce: It's gonna be a good weekend.
Will: I hope so.
Bruce: as long as you don't piss me off.
Sep 4th
Don't ask me why
But B is trying his hardest to pick a fight with me tonight. Should I engage?
Sep 4th
Sep 3rd
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