January 2011
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IL Supremes to Rahm: "You in, bitch." →
Hopefully the challengers finally give up on this whole torrid affair.
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Not to be rude but why is everyone so old?
-dane:
I mean really? I found out someone I met recently was almost 30. That’s so close to being 40 which is then right around the corner to being 50 which only means they’ll be retiring soon! So I guess I’m meeting people who are getting over the hill.
This only reminds me I’ll be 24 this year which is close to 25 which is ALMOST being like 30. That’s so close to being 40 which is….
As a...
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Bruce, take note. This is how we're raising our...
Chua didn’t let her own girls go out on play dates or sleepovers. She didn’t let them watch TV or play video games or take part in garbage activities like crafts. Once, one of her daughters came in second to a Korean kid in a math competition, so Chua made the girl do 2,000 math problems a night until she regained her supremacy. Once, her daughters gave her birthday cards of insufficient...
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I had unprotected sex with a girl once
I was in college, we were at a wedding reception, and she promised me she was on the pill.
For seven months I was in emotional hell. Then I saw her in a Walmart and took the deepest breath of my life to that point.
I know I’m a misogynist dick, but seriously, the wait to see if I was gonna be a 19 year old daddy was a million times worse than any AIDS test wait I’ve ever had.
At B's company holiday party
Also called Will Collapses Under the Weight of Being Socially Uncomfortable. Photos to come.
Gail Collins v. David Brooks: Chat of the Day,...
Gail Collins: Actually, you may be the only political columnist in America today who is both extremely popular and extremely moderate. What’s your secret?
David Brooks: Sexual charisma.
(via nytimes.com)
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Blood libel (also blood accusation) refers to a false accusation or claim that religious minorities, almost always Jews, murder children to use their blood in certain aspects of their religious rituals and holidays. Historically, these claims have–alongside those of well poisoning and host desecration–been a major theme in European persecution of Jews.
(via aatombomb)
This might be the most...
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I think I might make "job-killing" my go-to...
Meahwhile, this job-killing blogging plaform is keeping me from getting any real job-killing work done.
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He's a WITCH! Says Belief-o-Matic →
I’m reblogging this from Scott (absurdlakefront), but the results can be lengthy lengthy, so please click over to check out his results (and follow him, if you don’t already).
I find several things amusing about my results: (a) although only coming in at #4, I’ve always considered my beliefs would be most closely aligned with secular humanism; (b) considering (a), I’m...
Shit's getting real in the Prop 8 appeal. →
c-newt:
The 9th Circuit has certified a question to the California Supreme Court as to whether the Prop 8 initiative backers have standing to appeal. In other words, the federal appeals court said, “we don’t know if California law allows this, so let’s ask the California Supreme Court.”
They also denied standing to a deputy clerk of Imperial County, saying she didn’t have the authority to...
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Furthermore, Anonymous
I’m not sure if you follow lady88 (Mel) or fattynatty (Nat), but they are lambs and are full of amazing experience and wisdom beyond their years. If you don’t follow them, do. I think that you can gain a lot from reading about their lives.
Anonymous asked: Your relationship gives me hope. I live in family who is definitely not excepting of my choices or..just me in general. I'm not sure if I'm lesbian or bisexual. All I know is I'm really in love with a girl. And, reading about you and Bruce...and your life together. It inspires me and shows me that one day things will be different.
Thank you. I hope you both had a...
Thank you. I hope you both had a...
B already is wrecking 2011 (in the good way).
And I just heard a call for shots.