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technipol:

Bill Maher on Christianity & Osama bin Laden

New rule: if you’re a Christian who supports killing your enemies and torture, you have to come up with a new name for yourself.

Last week, as I was explaining why I didn’t feel at all guilty about Osama’s targeted assassination,…

jasencomstock:

They even site an Americans for Truth article about Power bottoming from Urban Dictionary.

Over time, the power bottom will come to be defined by his rectum. His anus will become a sort of personal occultic shrine, a thing he cares for constantly, pampering it with talc, deep cleaning its pipes and even whitening its ruddiness through medical procedures (see my report on anal bleaching). He will spend night and day thinking of the reproductive organs of his past and future conquests, memorizing girth and length, curvature and angularity, foreskin and stamina. He will view illicit pornographic films and linger in public toilets. As this sad predilection overtakes him, family and friends will be cast aside as he seeks out even larger phalluses to fulfill his accursed needs. And each and every time he sits down, whether it be at the office or church, he will think of the foulest acts of sex.

Also, take this nifty quiz to find out if your teenage daugter is a lesbian. Assess such telltale signs as if she has “Beiber Fever,” if she text messages a lot, if she shows any athletic ability whatsoever, and if she skips school to watch Ellen.

And I find it bizarre that groups like these don’t recognize that their efforts to turn the US into a theocracy and a religious state is moving us further from what I feel the original design of the country was and closer to those “despised” countries like Iran who these same folks feel are so much less civilized than we Americans are.