Kim Kardashian makes me want to spontaneously get a perforated bowel and become septic.
And possibly die.
About
Described as "paranoid" and "overly anxious" at my last performance evaluation
Lip synced "The Greatest Love of All" for a group of neighborhood kids when I was 8
Earned my first dollar parading a hog (to her death) around a show arena
Editor, aspiring optimist, quiet observer
Good on paper
Try me.
And possibly die.