Oh, also…
The optometrist informed me I need bifocals. Or “progressive lenses,” as they call them now, which seems almost condescending.
I’m 33.
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Described as "paranoid" and "overly anxious" at my last performance evaluation
Lip synced "The Greatest Love of All" for a group of neighborhood kids when I was 8
Earned my first dollar parading a hog (to her death) around a show arena
Editor, aspiring optimist, quiet observer
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The optometrist informed me I need bifocals. Or “progressive lenses,” as they call them now, which seems almost condescending.
I’m 33.