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Described as "paranoid" and "overly anxious" at my last performance evaluation
Lip synced "The Greatest Love of All" for a group of neighborhood kids when I was 8
Earned my first dollar parading a hog (to her death) around a show arena
Editor, aspiring optimist, quiet observer
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Try me.
If your child is in a stroller and is too young to come to my door and say something that approximates “trick-or-treat,” they don’t qualify for Halloween candy. Be honest, fatties. You’re just trying to either get candy for your older child/children or for yourself.
Obviously this doesn’t apply to children with disabilities, but these parents know what they’re doing.
I see your 3 month old back there sleeping in the stroller. Candy ain’t cheap.
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